tldr; The Asus ROG Ally is a bit of a paradox – a gaming marvel trapped in a design conundrum. With excellent gameplay but a heat output that could rival a stove, it leaves us with mixed feelings.
Tech Specs
- Immersive gaming experience
- USB-C port integrated into a bigger port
- Non-expandable storage
- Could double as a space heater
What We Loved (and What Made Us Meh)
Our gaming gurus were stoked.
- Superb gaming performance
- Smooth and fast response times
- Great graphics rendering
However, some design choices left us scratching our heads.
- USB-C port is part of a bigger port – Who does that?
- Expanding storage isn’t an option – It’s 2022, Asus!
- Heat output could toast a marshmallow – minus the campfire songs
At first glance, the Asus ROG Ally seems like a dream come true for gaming enthusiasts. And it does deliver – the gameplay is excellent, with smooth graphics that transport you right into the heart of the action. It’s the kind of experience that makes you want to call in sick to work and lose yourself in the virtual world.
But just when you think you’ve found your gaming soulmate, the ROG Ally reveals its dark side. The USB-C port is oddly integrated into a bigger port, which isn’t just perplexing; it’s downright frustrating. And if you’re a gamer with a growing library, prepare for heartbreak – you can’t expand the storage. We’re not sure what Asus was thinking there.
Then there’s the heat. Oh, the heat. This baby runs so hot, you could practically fry an egg on it. Okay, maybe not quite, but it’s definitely not something you’d want in your lap for an extended gaming session. Seems like Asus missed the memo about electronics and heat not being best buds.
Verdict
⭐️⭐️⭐️☆☆
Great for gaming, but the design quirks and heat issue pull it down.
Would we buy it?
If you’re a hardcore gamer who values performance over comfort, go for it. But for most, the heat and lack of expandable storage might be deal-breakers.
Value for Money
It’s not exactly a steal, especially considering the design flaws. But for the gaming performance alone, it could be worth it for some.